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Nice shoes.....wanna screw?!? | |
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If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have a 5 cents. |
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Excuse me, I've seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours? |
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Girls are sexy, guys are fine I'll be your six if you'll be my nine! |
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Save water, shower with a friend. |
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Nice pants. Can I test the zipper? |
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So long as we're in the theatre....why don't we get some play? |
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You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves... |
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If you can't be with the ones you love, then love the one you're with. |
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If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you. |
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We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw. |
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Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some!!! |
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I think I love you but I can't be sure until I kiss you... |
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Roses are red, violets are blue, can we screw? |
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I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you! |
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Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
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Is that a mirror in your pants?Because I can see myself in them. |
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Your lips are a little wrinkled... Mind if I press them? |
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Would you like to make a trade? A piece of you for a piece of me? |
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Do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away! |
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Are you a checkout line? Cause I see you checkin' me out! |
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(after an earthquake) If you thought that earthquake shook your legs! Wait 'till tonight! |
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My beds two big for one- do you want to share it? |
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If you're sweet you can call me sweetie, if you're nice you can call me hunny, if you're hot you can call me tonight! |
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Do you have a garden? 'Cause you can plant your tulips next to mine! |
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Wanna play doctor? I would like to check out every part of your body. |
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Will you catch me? 'Cause I've just fallen for you! |
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We both know your beautiful, but only one of us knows your phone number! |
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You look like my third boyfriend...even though I've only ever had two! |
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Why don't we go behind a rock and get a little boulder! |
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My name's _______, but you can call me Tonight. | |
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I wish you were a bag of Skittles so I could taste your rainbow! |
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By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good! |
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Smile if you want me! |
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I'm the doctor of love baby and you're over due for your meat injection! |
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Hey baby, where you been all my life? |
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Hey babe! did you hear about the guy and the girl who talked together at the dance? Well...Let me read you the story tonight when I tuck us into bed! |
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You must be goin to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good. |
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Do you wanna come back to my house for sex and pizza? No? You don't like pizza? |
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I'd marry your cat to get in the family. |
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Are you a Pokemon?? Cuz i'd sure like to pikachu!! |
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Did you drop something? Cause you sure look like you are picking up! |
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Who's your daddy? |
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Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst. |
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My love for you is like the Energizer Bunny, it keeps going and going... |
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If you were a library book, I would check you out. |
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