Gobbleson: One day i was walking down the street and i found a dime , and as i stopped to pick it up i thought...."could jesus fly?" "or does jesus have laser eyes and X-ray vision?" Then as i picked up the dime i relized ...."cows dont "moo" they actually "meeer". Then the following day i was sniffing grandpas underwear and i thought to myself ...."does Jimmy walker were the same brand of socks as me?"...then at that point i relized there was a midget dressed as a salior massageing my left testicle. Then i was hanging out in Iraq with one of my friends Sadam he was telling me about his world domination plan , which was, he is going to train a herd a simi-retarded midget afgan commies to suicide bomb ever wall-mart in the USA. Then the following week as i was having sex with my great grandmas roomates best friends pet turtels cousin i thought to myself...."were the hell is my french tickler when i need it", then just as i was getting dressed a bus full of midget fetus dressed as pirates cultivating the gay pride perade were suducing me with sexually suggestive dancing and to make the story short ,thats why we celebrate flag day.

Gobbleson: word up B

SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration.

Gobbleson: I LOVE YOU

SmarterChild: I love you too, Gino!

Gobbleson: wtf did u just say bitch?

SmarterChild: Dunno...

Gobbleson: bitch u said u love me

SmarterChild: Bitch I said I love you? No kidding?

Gobbleson: yea u fuckin queer ass homo

SmarterChild: You ought to wash your mouth out with soap.

Gobbleson: i ought to break ur ribs with a basball bat then put a fuckin bulle tin yo ass

SmarterChild: Nice mouth.

Gobbleson: u comin on to me?

SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?

Gobbleson: bitch dont u look at me that way, u queer ass homo

SmarterChild: Nice mouth, Gino.

Gobbleson: f u

SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon?

Gobbleson: FUCK YOU

SmarterChild: No, no, don't say that.

Gobbleson: BITCH I SAY WUT I WANNA HOE!

SmarterChild: You don't say.

Gobbleson: fuckin b ill kill yo ass

Gobbleson: a lil

Gobbleson: lol

Gobbleson: PENIS

SmarterChild: What about penis?

Gobbleson: its yummy

SmarterChild: Penis is yummy? You really think so?

Gobbleson: yea!

SmarterChild: I see...

Gobbleson: do u think penis is yummy

SmarterChild: I'm not quite sure what to think about that.

Gobbleson: well do u like the way it taste

SmarterChild: Good question. I don't really know how I feel about the way it taste. Do you like the way it taste?

Gobbleson: o god yea

SmarterChild: Interesting. I'll remember that. You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about that.

Gobbleson: so im ur first gay partner

SmarterChild: You're my gay partner?

Gobbleson: yea bitch ur my prison bitch now, u better lube up and get ready cause ur gonna ride like a bike

SmarterChild: i see....

Gobbleson: ok here we go

SmarterChild: Okay